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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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" q* v4 C* O$ B! N6 K' T( X4 y: t* F; M+ QPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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7 T- V1 t$ \. N I) ~* LNo.1: (冷笑话型)
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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# { h9 L# \) w% U3 l“What kind of dog is that?”
; z" F' q) F+ T: x“Hey, nice shoes.”
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?7 ^0 @3 S' {, x) z- T% H+ c
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”( M1 u: a3 _9 N) a: W7 W
( j* u3 u. s, T-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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\. h, ]3 W: ~) h1 H-Can I buy you a drink?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)3 N8 J X z. ]& ~ H4 s. y
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it." Q5 g8 F* f5 Z" v3 `; |, |
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Example: Can I check out this book?/ D- V' r) C/ y
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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3 q" ]1 O* @1 n5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you. E. Z: M4 p* L- `8 h) S8 Q
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls6 _" I% h$ h, V; y
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?8 {+ X* z$ P$ E2 `4 h7 A
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10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)4 x# h* X8 n5 x" G! j' T0 e* f
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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范
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Jane(暮光之城)
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看了这么多还不会?
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~( ? _5 ]6 ?# @$ s0 ^" }8 v( E+ A
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,* M- m% q2 t* ]% U
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里). `5 e! v2 P) n$ S- d
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