英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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No.1: （冷笑话型）

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No.2（没话找话型）
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“What kind of dog is that?”
6 o) k% l1 i0 o* J- K7 f" g* e“Hey, nice shoes.”
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6 B+ T0 `& M% {% f% ANo.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）

-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

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-That's a great haircut.

-You have a great smile.
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4 W  t& E7 ^. a/ X/ q* s! @) N-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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; |( i  `1 `4 N  g-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

-Let me buy you a drink.

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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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3 O. |' \3 d% R- r) Q8 @2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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( M7 r0 Z" K$ l7 L. Q. J9 h& jExample: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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1 ^4 u  i9 Y1 |& b% _4 n4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

* z* v+ ]. Q2 X5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

NOTE 2
4 B# ~; y9 S6 `8 cTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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% v0 `  C) I- m6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

; P. q. z/ h" I0 P/ F1 x7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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7 n( A$ R* i) Y+ p5 b: L' ]To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.



8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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, M5 o+ ?8 {+ v; `, s4 k) L7 N) D& J10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范
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7 W: w: R; I- S8 L4 B6 q8 V邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫
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Klaus（始祖家族）
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Damon（吸血鬼日记）



3 `( T- Q2 K$ JJane（暮光之城）
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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4 e8 g4 {0 d! C; ?Howard(生活大爆炸)

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Walter（绝命毒师）
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Rose（神秘博士）

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（花木兰）
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咕噜（指环王）

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看了这么多还不会？
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2 c% `, H2 Z- Y4 v理科生不懂浪漫？

看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～


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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

  C+ v& `9 b# m, h" ?最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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如果碰壁了...
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